Chas n' Dave to perform at the London 2012 opening ceremony with some cockney classics... Roll Out the Barrell etc. That should save a few £ billion. any other suggestions?
Gercha!

I am Scottish by the way, but l really do hope they go big style on the fun / humour side. Chas n' Dave would be a classic. The rest of the world thinking What the f*** is that? Pearly Kings and Queens, Alf Garnett, some Monty Python songs - ''I am a lumberjack'' and the theme from the archers as Billy Connoly suggesetd as the national anthem. the scope is endless.
''Snooker loopy nuts are we''! quality, l would pish myself.

Hopefully darts and snooker will make it. Imagine Jocky Wilson and Eric Bristow re-match. Pint of lager in one hand, darts in the other.
Posh and Beck is - tiresome is not it. What has he actually got to do with the Olympics? He was being interviewed tonight, £9 billion on the olympics and we are going in to a recession, is it money well spent?answer.... ''well it is all about fun''quality response from David.
totally agree about the Notting Hill carnival comparison. l fully expect black gangsta rap to be the main theme of the opening ceremony - crap!!

Brilliant idea, Im with you on that one mate.

We could have a few Pearly Kings and Queens and have a good old sing song with no miming.



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What about some morris dancers?!!!!

me singing

RABBIT,RABBIT,RABBIT.

That would be so funny! Maybe a bit of stand up comedy from Little and Large too.

l thought they had already been booked.

chas where shcasbear

Anything but dont let that bloody idiot Boris Johnson shuffle around like a naughty schoolboy like he did at the closing ceremony. What a scruffy twat. All he needed to do to cap it all was chew gum and p.ss himself.

lets get snooker in the 2012 olympics and then they can do snooker loopy b4 every match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pot the reds then screw back for the yellow green brown blue pink and black

Why bother with all that hoop-la? We've got David Beckham! Bollocks to everything else, we've got the one and only Mr David Beckham! Are not we the greatest nation on earth? We've got David Beckham!
(Shall l go on?)

Hi l was so looking forward to the presentation & had hoped for a real London & British Presentation. but both looked more like the Nottinghill Carnival. If London is going to do a great presentation then it needs to include Scotland, Wales, & Northern Ireland. Multi Cultural diversity should be shown in the presentation. But it should not be the presentation. being a Londoner being British. If they want to present a picture of the real London then Knife wielding gangs, Muggers & Junkies in every dark place, Kids living on the streets. Conservative politicians cruising Wimbledon common.used syringes in children is play areas. Ranting Preachers with big audiences preaching Jihad against anyone who does not agree with their strange views of the world. If a scruffy looking Boris is the example we have set the world l would make sure ur TV is working so u an turn over until the games start. One Last Thing Londoners chose that fat blimp to be their Mayor, at least Red Ken would have turned up well presented.

vera lynn

there will be bluebirds over the white cliffs of dover, and a bit of delboy and rodney the plonker